No, it's not a list from David Letterman. It's from a petition from the Democrats to rid the nation of Bush and Cheney. I know it'll never fly, but oh, how I wish they would be impeached.


http://www.democrats.com/peoplesemailnetwork/88?ad=d1

( Read the list )

 
1) (Seen on an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush. 
 
2) 1/20/09: End of an Error 
 
3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway 
 
4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First 
 
5) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber. 
 
6) You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time 
 
7) If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President 
 
8) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet? 
 
9) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight 
 
10) We Need a New Decider and a New Vice Decider, too. 
 
11) America: One Nation, Under Surveillance 
 
12) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It 
 
13) Which God Do You Kill For? 
 
14) Jail to the Chief 
 
15) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade? 
 
16) Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap 
 
17) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language 
 
18) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them 
 
19) Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood 
 
20) Is It Vietnam Yet? 
 
21) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either 
 
22) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket? 
 
23) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him. 
 
24) Impeach Cheney First 
 
25) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46 
 
26) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century 
 
27) 2004: Embarrassed, 2005: Horrified, 2006: Terrified